I'm not quite sure what's happening in this picture, but clearly she is unhappy, and he is, as my English cousins say, a wanker. Undoubtedly, he's talking to his frat boys about the latest college football game.
When the bride got these wedding photos back, I'm sure she was regretting letting her little brother be a groomsman.
This corpse bride and groom seem to have died shortly after their boring ceremony. That's what they get for having a summer ceremony sans air conditioning.
I like to think that I'm pretty open-minded, but I disapprove of this shameful shotgun wedding.